Your (Political) Update
"Poll: Majority of Americans Bitter, Clingy" - Andy Borowitz
"Confessions of an Elitist" - Sherman Yellen
"John McCain Should Go On Vacation, Hillary Clinton is Doing His Job for Him" - Arianna Huffington
"The Boss Picks A Boss: Bruce Springsteen Endorses Obama"
Just in case you hadn't noticed--all the above articles are from The Huffington Post. If you like the liberal online media, you should check out Andrew Sullivan as well!